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What’s the best way to get unstuck from cement?

He is putting in new counters and he is stuck.

Please, your answer should be something normally kept in a kitchen and within reach of a penninsula. Your choices are coffee accessories, baking items, grill utensils and a toaster.
I’m not there, I’m at work, so he has to be able to reach it.
Weird, you’d think "Put the kids on so I can tell them to throw things at you" would lift his spirits a little.

Why un-cement yourself?

I think a stationary husband, cemented into the kitchen would be a lovely feature and a GREAT conversation point!

Maybe you could cement the kids onto the front lawn…. real live garden gnomes! :)

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7 Responses to “What’s the best way to get unstuck from cement?”

  1. stay there. its comfy :)
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  2. Dr. Strangelove on February 22nd, 2010 at 5:32 am

    "Don’t move" !!! I’ll be right over . lol
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  3. Lea~ Likes Her Curves ~PM/MG on February 22nd, 2010 at 6:13 am

    Why un-cement yourself?

    I think a stationary husband, cemented into the kitchen would be a lovely feature and a GREAT conversation point!

    Maybe you could cement the kids onto the front lawn…. real live garden gnomes! :)
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  4. I’d go with the toaster!
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  5. Hm. I think he should just stay stuck until you get home from work to teach husband a lesson about getting stuck while playing with concrete. Then, on your way home, stop by a construction site and pick up a jackhammer and get him out of there with that. Maybe he’ll learn to call a professional next time. Silly men.

    But, if that won’t do and you REALLY want him out of there, I’d say a butter knife, a pair of tongs, and some butter or cooking oil might get the job done.
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  6. Potential Darwin Award nominee here.
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  7. i’m sure your spatchula that has been scratching off the burnt and undisirable food you’ve been serving him for years would work to free him.
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